Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2017 / Hottest VS Models ranked!!!

So the 2017 VS fashion happened this week and I thought it'd weigh in and talk about it and the company as a whole. Damn I love Victoria's Secret and the Victoria's Secret fashion I feel has almost become a holiday tradition, just another reason to look forward to this time of year...

The show is just so amazing- first and foremost you have some of the HOTTEST models from around the world getting together to show off their tits and ass in some extremely sexy lingerie, then just the crazy outfits themselves that the models wear are just so artistic and well-designed, the amazing music being performed, its just really cool that this kind of open sexuality is common place and even celebrated now. What made this show even more amazing was the VSxBalmain outfits they had, apparently this was some type of collab Victoria's Secret had with some other clothing company or something, but man the outfits were amazing, the diamond studded black leather jackets, bras, and panties. I went online to see what they had and holy shit it was beyond sexy and mostly sold out.




I'm really glad that while some older companies often times struggle to stay hip and get overtaken by newer company that Victoria's Secret has been able to stay so strong for so long and continue to innovate... I really love this company and what it stands for- unapologetically sexy lingerie and unapologetically sexy girls...





 I remember a while back they got a lot of backlash for their "Perfect Body" campaign. I'm sorry many ladies out there, but is true- around over 90% of guys in the world probably think that those girls DO have the perfect body. Just like guys have to work hard to get large muscles, etc... to appear attractive to girls, most girls CHOOSE to work towards a body like this. That's the truth. You can sit around and whine about how these girls are too skinny and unhealthy (which I don't agree with, they look perfectly healthy to me) and how Victoria's Secret objectifies women and creates unobtainable standards , etc... whatever. The truth is they worked hard to achieve their body goals, they were blessed with good genes, they want to let the world see them as powerful , unapologetically sexy women. The unfortunate truth to many women out there is obesity is not healthy and most men just don't find big beautiful, but like I said it is those women's own choice, just like it the choice of VS models to try and look as sexy as possible. You can protest and boycott all you want, but it doesn't make much difference. The truth is a large majority of men find this to be extremely attractive:



This. This is what I love about Victoria's Secret so much... Creating these high standards for girls out there to look up to. It is very sexy and classy, it is difficult , but it can be done. For the popular high school girls and sorority sluts out there shopping at Victoria's Secret is pretty much a given. But what's also great is that now more and more younger girls are also getting into it; I see tweens at the mall and online shopping at Victoria's Secret, and the mom's are totally ok with it. I love how they see these models as #goals. It truly is awesome, and why not? Just like some people are born smarter, stronger, etc... if a girl is born with good looks why not use them? Models seem to have a pretty good life- maintain a healthy body, take some photos, get paid pretty well, even most likely end up with a rich and powerful guy who will make sure you live a life of luxury. Who doesn't want that kind of life!?! And being a Victoria's Secret model is pretty much the highest you can achieve, especially becoming an angel.

Now lets talk about the models, and before we do that we need to first clarify the differences between Victoria's Secret models and angels... The angels are considered the best of the best and then there's the models who have worked for them.

I feel like the current Angel line up isn't as great as some of the classic group of angels before them but its also not too bad. Let me list the former angels think were the best and then rank the current Victoria's Secret angels.

Out of what I consider the classics only Adriana and Alessandra remain (plus Candice), which I'm honestly not surprised seeing as how they were without a doubt the best. Out of all the fantasy bras they've had over the years, and this is really saying something , I think the best ones were the ones they wore together in 2014.





The world's two hottest women at the time wearing two of the hottest outfits ever... I honestly think my ultimate fantasy (pun intended) would be to have a threeway with both of them right after the show.

Anyway... I would say other than these two the best angels include, in no particular order:

Gisele Bündchen
Izabel Goulart (Who btw is one of the older models , 33, which its kinda messed up but pretty much once you're over 35 you're considered too old. Check out her instagram, she's on the beach A LOT. She has one of the tanned, toned, best bodies I've ever seen. In fact maybe even a little too toned tbh, Alessandra you can tell has the best body, where she very toned , but you can tell her butt still just soft enough.)
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
Doutzen Kroes


Now to rank the current Victoria's Secret angels:

Top



Alessandra Ambrosio - is honestly in my opinion the best Angel of all time. And it really really sucks that shes retiring... This year was her last year as an angel and her last time on the runway, shes the oldest angel (36, older than Adriana by a few months) but by far still the hottest. Though I consider 2014 her prime, out of all the VS models I've seen she's aged the best. Those other girls will be lucky to look half as good as her at her age. She still looks amazingly toned and tanned and attractive. And that's why I think she's the best angel because she embodies the company the most- unapologetically sexy. Her and Adriana have similar backgrounds and are very similar in general , and though Adriana was more popular for a long time, and even may have been hotter at her peak, I would say Alessandra is ultimately better. Why? For one- Alessandra didn't choose to stop modeling lingerie for a long period of time, two- Alessandra has aged much much better than Adriana, three- unlike Adriana who constantly posted stuff like her right after a gym workout, her kids, food, etc... random stuff, Alessandra does post ocasionally family stuff, etc...) but for the most part ends up posting hot outfits, lingerie, and LOTS AND LOTS bikini photos, from her posts to me an outsider it almost seems like she spends 90% of her time in pools, beaches wearing skimpy outfits all day. Even her famous hashtag is #foreveronvacation which is definitely what it seems like with her. Her boyfriend seems like a lucky guy , he's not overly rich or famous, yet Alessandra's stayed with him this whole time and had two kids with him, and from the look of her instagram feed it feels like his life consists of watching the kids, going on tropical vacations , and having tons of sex with his insanely hot girlfriend. Anyway she seems like a generally nice girl who loves to party and have fun. She's a true goddess and will be missed from VS (though I am secretly hoping she starts modeling for a even darker lingerie company or does more acting where she has more sex scenes...)

Adriana Lima - she kinda lost some of her hotness over the years, mostly for the reasons I've stated above. I'm also not a huge fan of how she acts likes shes some kind of deep spiritual thinker or whatever. Honestly just try to be more like Alessandra; you're unbelievably sexy, you model lingerie, just own it. Despite everything I've said in her prime she was unbelievable- those eyes, that come hither stare, that perfect body, its almost like she was made for sex... One thing that really added to her hotness back then was the fact that she was a virgin until she got married, Marko Jarik was one lucky bastard... He got to take freaken Adriana Lima's virginity and then after getting two kids into her and she was past her prime they broke up and now he's with some new hot 23 yr old model whose also a hot piece of ass, and you can tell by their PDA on the beach that unlike with Adriana he definitely didn't have to wait till marriage...

From this:




To this: 


Not a bad trade, all things considered.


Candice Swanepoel - also considered one of the classics, still relevant, still sexy, not much more to say.

Romee Strijd - I was surprised when I found out she was only 22, she seemed a little older. But def one of the best. I think she will eventually become one of the classics.

Sara Sampaio and Taylor Hill - I think these two many considered the new Adriana and Alessandra, and I would agree to an extent. Both very young and attractive, though probably ever won't reach their level, still... What I liked about these two was for a while they were really close and even had a hashtag #Saylor . There were rumors they had a falling out though, which I'm honestly not surprised given Taylor's reputation of being a mean girl. Its understandable though - shes hot, rich, and white , her bf is also a model , honestly most people in her position would probably be the same. 


Middle

• Jasmine Tookes - She's probably the top of middle tier, almost makes top tier, maybe right in-between, hot enough to wear the fantasy bra last year. Definitely looking forward to more of her.

Martha Hunt - Also one of the hotter models as well as one of the only ones that seems like a genuinely good person , she seems very kind and down to earth. I think the fact that she has Scoliosis , but doesn't let that stop her from achieving her dream is awesome.

Stella Maxwell - kinda the opposite of Martha it seems, she seems like the bad girl to Martha's good girl. Most of her pics are riskier, more revealing outfits, etc... She's also either bi or lesbian seeing as how she's dated Miley Cyrus and Kristen Steward which only adds to her hotness. She also has a lot of suggestive pics with her fellow models and always seems to have a 'come hither' look on her face...


Lais Ribeiro - wore the fantasy bra this year, not much more to say really... She has a son around 10 yr old I think, man I feel bad for that kind, all his friends are probably ogling his mom and teasing him about it lol...



Low

Behati Prinsloo

Elsa Hosk

Josephine Skriver

Lily Aldridge - Lily's someone who is attractive as a model, but I don't think she deserves to be an angel , it seems like from what I read and many guys and girls also seem to agree on this is that her parents being famous models really helped her out (check her mom out lol) she seems to gotten where she is because of her status...


Speaking of models who don't really deserve to be where they are, I would include on that list the Jenner sisters and the Hadid sisters who seem to have only gotten in because they were already famous. Which to me seems unfair seeing as how being a Victoria's secret model is supposed to be a big deal - the right personality, body, skill , etc... they seem to have only gotten in based on their celebrity status. Gigi is at least a little better looking but Bella is really not fitting in. Her dad is rich and she was famous cause of the reality tv show, but I've seen many comments online saying she wasn't good enough to walk as a Victoria's secret model... And keep in mind this is most likely after getting plastic surgery (you can tell shes gotten it like the Jenner sisters), the best stylists, etc... the sexiest VS outfits and still people can't find her attractive? Even compared to normal girls shes very average; her face isn't very pretty and her hips honestly look as wide as a guy's hips... It just looks weird compared to the other girls, she just wasn't blessed with good genes like the other girls. But I mean shes an international model who makes millions so who cares what other people think right?


But yeah Victoria's Secret is awesome and I look forward to next year's show!